Beep beep get out the way

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/15/2020 at 16:14 • Filed to: turkeylopnik

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Someone on my road keeps feeding the stupid things and as a result they hang out in the road CONSTANTLY. I have to wait for them like every other time I'm coming or going.

For Sweden > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/15/2020 at 16:19

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Typical Hokies.

The Ghost of Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/15/2020 at 16:21

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You could feed an entire block with just a little push of your right foot 

user314 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/15/2020 at 16:31

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Turkeys aren’t dumb, they just remember :

Geese and swans are the same way.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > user314 01/15/2020 at 16:33

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But do they remember the Alamo ?

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/15/2020 at 16:38

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Organic and free range.  I say fair game.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > The Ghost of Oppo 01/15/2020 at 16:53

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I see Thanksgiving has come early.

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/15/2020 at 16:54

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what do you call a group of turkeys?

a mutha f’in BUFFET!!!!!!!!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Chariotoflove 01/15/2020 at 17:00

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thin to bought bird

haveacarortwoorthree2 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/15/2020 at 17:07

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Be very careful. I once saw a very disturbing documentary on turkeys. (SFW version)

vondon302 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/15/2020 at 17:19

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Chariotoflove > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 01/15/2020 at 17:21

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More birds means more drumsticks to go around.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/15/2020 at 17:40

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Turkeys are cocky little bastards. They’ll just stare you down.